See who’s on that cover? I wrote the feature on them inside! I’m so excited about it I could pee.
"Your mother wouldn’t know how to keep shit to herself if she was constipated."—My Dad, cutting off my mom who was about to ruin a surprise.
I wrote some more sentences of my girl Penny!
My Dad made the front page. Seriously.
My Dad, on work:
Have a super day and don’t let the buggers get to you. Picture them all with no faces on, that way you can make them whoever you want.
Typos amuse me. Especially on official shit.
My friend wrote a book and it got published and you can buy it today!!!
It’s brilliant because she is brilliant. And hilarious. Trust me, I read a lot.
Dad: Is there a spelling difference between read and read?
Dad: Oh. Good. Cause I was just looking at my "Books Read" file and I thought it looked strange.
I wrote something! (Well sort of. I wrote a few sentences and asked a guy some questions.) Still!!