Reason #46 Why I'm Glad to Be Home
Things my father says to me, en route to his morning appointment with “John”: I’m going to go contemplate my belly button. I’m headed to the library. I’m dropping the kids off at school.
Reason #321 Why I'm Glad to Be Home
Mom: Ok! Come on guys, let's get in here.
Me: Mom, are you talking to the snow peas?
Mom: Yes, I'm putting them in the steamer.
Reason #43 Why I'm Glad to Be Home
My Dad’s pants are preparing for a flood.
And I'm Done
A couple people asked me what I was looking forward to eating when I moved back to Cali. I just checked off the two things on my list: 1.) Red Vines 2.) Golden Spoon I now have a sugar high.
I’m homeless, I’m unemployed and I’m lost. I’m also 29. [Cue me giving self pat on back.]
Reason #36 Why I Miss My Parents
Pop’s keeping me up to date: Well got (air runs) to do, figure you can guess what I am saying since my spell check will not keep up with my mind. Got 3 or 4 stops to do with mom. Take care and keep a smile on. Love U dad
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