Amoeba Register Dude Joke
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Planning to Make a Plan
For the past few years, I’ve lived my life under the premise that the plan was not to make a plan. Let the wind blow me where it may. Let the currents push me out and back. I’m not sure that’s working for me anymore. A few friends of mine made some pretty awesome 2012 plans. A list of goals might be a better way to describe it. They’re ambitious and admirable. They...