P.S. Mostly Writing On Here Now…

dearesteveryone:

Dearest Men Who Go Clothing Shopping with Their Girlfriends,

Dudes. No matter how hard you try to reclaim your masculinity by shoving your tongue down your girlfriend’s throat and then grabbing her ass in the middle of H&M, we are all still going to recognize that she has removed your balls from in between your legs and stashed them in her purse.

Keep it real bro,

Me

{UnWinona}: I debated whether or not to share this story. »

Thank you for this. Thank you. This is exactly what it feels like to exist in this world as a woman. At least for me. And, this woman.

unwinona:

And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in everyday life….

This just made my life. I’ve probably said that before about a silly YouTube video. But really. This makes me wish I ate meat so I could feel that passionately about a hamburger and make a song.

Louie, will you please rap about a hamburger for me next time we hang out?

schmoyoho:

BEST FOOD REVIEW EVAR- songified.

(via hitrecordjoe)

A Collection of Misanthropes

Some friends and I have embarked on a new blogging adventure. It shall mainly involve writing letters to the various annoyances in our lives (see below). We’d love it if you’d follow us, submit or just look. If you wanna join the cause, lemme know. :)

dearesteveryone:

Dearest Meter Maid,

I know it’s not personal, so don’t take this personal, but fuck you. Also, I hate you.

Thanks for listening,

B

One Night Stand

It’s always nice to hear how great people from your past are doing.

1. Chip got married
2. Chip got fat.

Yup. We just attended the wedding. You are/were wayyyyy too smart and hot and not submissive. Onward!

Xoxo