Today’s theme.

So far I’ve:

1) Been offered blow no less than 5 times at 7am by a customer who then stalked me from outside.

2) Ridden the crimson wave sooner than expected.

3) Come home at noon (it is now almost 7) to a clogged toilet, which is still waiting to be snaked for the umpteenth time.

4) Had my sink explode and overflow with dirty water, ruining 1 box of much-need tampons, 2 boxes of tissues, 1 box of new q-tips and 2 rolls of teepee.

Joy to the world. Fuck you too thank you very much.