Doctor: Guess where this is going to go?

Ilana: My arm? [with nervous giggle/hope]

Me: Your butt!!!

Doc: Correct.

Ilana: Wait, what? Why? No, this is mortifying. Can't we do it somewhere else?

Doc: Sorry, nope. Now there's two ways we can do this. You can lay down or stand up.

Ilana: Um, yeah. I'm gonna take it like a man and stand up. [thoroughly flustered/getting flushed]

Doc: Well then, you're going to need to bend over.