Bienvenidos a la Family

World, meet Rocky, Piggie Smalls new and first-ever cousin!

Weighing in at just about four pounds, Rocky is quiet, enjoys chewing make-up sponges and laying around on old towels. He’s a pup, so he’s still got a lot to learn and I think Piggie Smalls is just the girl to do the trick! I can’t wait for them to meet!

Walks with Piggie

Piggie Smalls and I take two walks a day, and without fail happen upon the most random and interesting shit on nearly every other block. I never bring my phone, but have decided documentation of said randomness is necessary.

So here’s the first installment of a new category for my blog: “Walks with Piggie.”

Today’s features an eyesore we see at the beginning and end of every walk. The house across the street. At night, the statue is lit up making it even more obnoxious.

When in Rome people, and we are not in Rome.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Piggie Smalls likes to run around my apartment at 500 mph when we get back from a walk or after a bath. Today was special because it was raining. This video reenactment in no way, shape or form captures her magic and energy, but she’s just way too fast, and I had to share somehow.

Piggie Smalls is like a baby. She falls asleep almost instantly in the car. Too bad right now she smells like walking flax seed oil because she ate 40-45 of my gel capsule vitamins. Five days ago. Yum.

Piggie Smalls is like a baby. She falls asleep almost instantly in the car. Too bad right now she smells like walking flax seed oil because she ate 40-45 of my gel capsule vitamins. Five days ago. Yum.