Because seriously, Frank the Tank is rockin’ the longest turd possible for a fish. I mean, really. Look at this thing. I can’t believe it.

My Mom called me yesterday specifically to tell me that Suzy Q (the cat) had brought her a present on Monday. It consisted of a bunny with no head and its intestines spilling out of its side. My father suspects that a wild wolf actually killed it and that Suzy Q was just scavenging the remains for my mother.
They bagged it, threw it in the garbage and, as of yesterday, given the triple digit heat hitting Southern Cali, the headless bunny was reaking up a storm. Luckily, the trash gets picked up today.
Because they love their replacement child just as much as they love me and my sister.
A week doesn’t go by that I don’t get emails (see: Reason #81 Why I Miss My Parents) concerning Cashew. This photo (and four others) was sent to demonstrate her resemblance to Reason #81 (that’s a stuffed mini Doberman under her chin).
Isn’t she the most presh!!!!?

They emailed me this because it looks like our dog, Cashew:
Mom saw this and I have to agree it sure looks like our dog.
Though you might get a kick out of it and the story that is along with it.
Love u
dad and mom

This is my pet, Frank the Tank. For a while, I worried he had an eating disorder. He would either suck in a fishy flake, and then immediately throw it up, or else just ignore them completely.
Apparently, however, as you can see, he’s now eating what appears to be a healthy amount. But his manners have completely gone out the tank. He’s been floating around with this piece of poop stuck to him for two whole days. I mean, it’s huge. I keep trying to encourage him to rub around on the rocks on the bottom of his bowl, but he just stares at me like I’m stupid.