My father’s “I can’t think of her name, but you know that person” description for Miley Cyrus:

“She did that thing with Millie Vanillie where she slide down a banana on stage.”

My dad submitted a scroll saw cutting he did–that he is so proud of, I’ve never seen my dad this proud of anything he’s done–to an LA Times contest.
Give it a like, he’s just learning what that means. :)

http://bit.ly/1DgYZqb

See who’s on that cover? I wrote the feature on them inside! I’m so excited about it I could pee.

“Your mother wouldn’t know how to keep shit to herself if she was constipated.”–My Dad, cutting off my mom who was about to ruin a surprise.